But my body, on the other hand, seems to have a strange aversion to this place.
Case in point(s)?
At the ripe age of 33 I have developed allergies. For the first time in my life. 33 years of living in a variety of places and I was as healthy as a _____ (what's super healthy?) But now, in Austin TX USA, I am experiencing allergies. Is this completely bizarre to anyone besides me? My throat hurts, all I want to do is sleep, I can't breathe, etc etc.
How is one to live like this?
Especially after having lived somewhere where she experienced 0 of those symptoms?
Now, that alone might not seem reason enough to up and move "due to health conditions".
(Although don't be fooled, when push comes to shove, I'm going to being playing that card like the Ace of Spades. Hashtag killa. Hashtag can't argue with health.)
Flared booty acne.
I mean, try to get past the point that I have booty acne in the first place…
(which I was doing just fine at in my previous place of residence.)
But now it seems to be enflared.
Which doesn't leave ignoring as an option.
And isn't booty problems where we draw the line?
Like, fine-- mess with my breathing, my energy, my throat.
But my booty?
Huh uh, oh no she din't.
And this is why it is not meeee that has a problem with Texas….