Monday, February 20, 2012


Come on, I need an even worse picture to do this scene justice. I know, for being a completely unphotogenic person, I can't believe I'm requesting an even worse picture either. But I need you to see better the black eyes, the half pony tail bc the other side fell out.
When you show up looking like this to a nicely primed bunch at a 2:00 birthday party, there are a lot of other things that can go assumed:

No, I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
No, I haven't put on deodorant either.
Yes, your son's gift bag is definitely regifted.
Unfortunately, the actual gift kinda is also. But only kinda. It was intended for another boy a few weeks ago but we were a no-show. Hopefully yours likes it too?!!
No, I will not be staying and hanging out with the other Moms.
Yes, I will try to be showered by 5:00 when I have to pick him up. Either that or send the 6 year old to pick him up?

Holidays are for relaxing right? I sure got the memo.

1 comment:

  1. Can we please be neighbors?

    I answered the door yesterday afternoon (no shower or teeth brushing had been done) in my big, fluffy & hideous pink robe & was slightly mortified when I realized what time it was. Oops!


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